BLADE: TRINITY

Watched this again just to check out Ryan Reynolds in action mode (he was being considered for Repairman Jack).  He’s pretty damn good.  Plays a great wise ass.  His scenes with Parker Posey are super.  (High FF because I skipped much of the rest of the film.)

FF=5

BEAU GESTE

I mentioned this classic in Ground Zero and decided to revisit it.  The opening sequence in Fort Zinderneuf, with all the dead manning the walls, remains a masterpiece of the teaser opening: no way you can’t keep watching.

FF=0

GHOST TOWN

A romantic comedy a la “Topper” with Ricky Gervais playing his misanthropic self.  On most days I would have thought it a bit slow, but I was in a mellow mood and simply sat back and watched.  Easygoing fun.

FF=0

EAGLE EYE

A paranoid thriller a la “Enemy of the State.”  Farfetched, straining even my well-exercised suspension of disbelief, but the action never lags, and the film adds a new twist to the de rigeur car chase.

FF=0

BURN AFTER READING

Goofy fun.  A guy gets fired from the CIA.  A woman decides she needs plastic surgery.  These two unrelated incidents set in motion a complicated story that leaves a lot of people dead.  It meanders, but I was engaged.

FF=0

DEATH RACE (2008)

One of those films where you might say, “I shouldn’t be enjoying this, I really shouldn’t…just a couple more minutes and I’ll turn it off…just a couple more.”  Now, I never said that once because I like mindless action, and this has it non-stop.  Has some laughs too, but the biggest follows the last frame: After an hour and a half of cars throwing bombs and napalm and shooting 50-caliber bullets at each other, the disclaimer pops up and says, “The motor vehicle action sequences depicted in this film are dangerous.”  (Ya think?)

FF=0