I laughed only once in this entire flick – and I can’t remember why. Terrible.
FF=6
I laughed only once in this entire flick – and I can’t remember why. Terrible.
FF=6
See, here’s what happens: Someone says see this film, so I add it to my long Netflix queue. By the time it arrives and I watch it and realize it’s a huge steaming pile of doo-doo, I’ve forgotten who recced it, so therefore I cannot strangle him, thereby leaving him free to rec more doo-doo. Awful.
FF=6
Never heard of this, but a reader wrote, asking if it sounded familiar. She’d seen it twice and said the opening appeared to be lifted directly from “The Last Rakosh.” I had to see for myself. Wish I’d left it alone. It’s a-w-f-u-l. I certainly didn’t invent the weird-thing-in-the-circus-cart plot (I think I first came across that in 20 Million Miles to Earth) but I do think I was the first to meld it with the Androcles fable. Anyway, none of that is here. Utterly predictable. Don’t waste your time.
FF=6
Why did I rent this flaming, squawking turkey? Because I love Zorro. Always have – until now. Man, I hated this movie. Zorro as domestic drama. Ugh! I really, really hated this movie. Really.
FF=6
The water imagery is cool, but I was not engaged. Single parent with child moves into haunted house / building / apartment. How many films have been premised on this situation? Been there, done that too many times.
FF= 6
Quit at the halfway mark. Would have bailed sooner but I dozed off. Did not care a whit what happened to these people.
FF= 6
A vile, sadistic film. I think Hamas suicide bombers would find it beneath them. The life-hating self-loathing of the characters is exceeded only by that of the writer-director and his fawning claque in the genre media. I could go on but it’s not worth the keystrokes.
FF= 6
Some crap can’t engage even me.
FF= 5/6 (might even be a 7)