I rented this because, really, it couldn’t be as bad as they say, right? And if it is, I should see it because I liked the 2000 version and, why not? Well, it’s not good, but it’s better than Cats. The script is credited solely to Elizabeth banks (her first and only) and goes heavy on the wokeness. This is the first time I’ve ever seen Kristen Stewart. I’ve heard terrible things about her acting but I thought she was pretty good. Definitely seemed to be enjoying herself, despite having to mouth horrible dialogue. Side note: She must be amazingly strong because she can’t weight more than 98 pounds, yet she manages to toss these 200+-pound thugs all over the set. Wow.

I rented this because, really, it couldn’t be as bad as they say, right? And if it is, I should see it because, well, I like bad movies. I remember seeing the play on Broadway when it opened and found it dull and dumb. The film is duller and dumber – way dumber — and kinda creepy. I lasted 10, maybe 15 minutes. Which earns it a very high FF rating.