Wants to cross MiB with Ghostbusters and fails miserably. Not one original thought. Awful.
FF=5
Wants to cross MiB with Ghostbusters and fails miserably. Not one original thought. Awful.
FF=5
A mostly unwatchable 1983 slasher film. I hung in to the end because I’d been told the last scene was a shocker. I guess it is – but hardly worth slogging through the bad acting and improbable murders.
FF=5
Why do I keep torturing myself with Steven Seagal movies. Each one is worse than the last. He used to have a commanding screen presence, now he’s just there, wandering through plotless action films that don’t even have good action.
FF= 5
Why was this remade? Why did I rent it? Don’t make the same mistake.
FF= 5
What a cast, what a terrible movie. Just…awful. I hung in because I kept thinking, It has to get better, it’s GOT to get better. Wrong. What the hell were they thinking?
FF = 5
Much as I like chop-socky films and Jet Li, I didn’t like this. Don’t know exactly why. Maybe the underlying setup – treating a man like an animal and training him to be an attack dog – is too grim for me. The 3-act structure is too formulaic and predictable. Some of the fight scenes – especially the one with the guy in the white gi — went on far too long.
FF= 5
People told me that if I checked my brain at the door I’d like this. I did. I didn’t. GIGLI with guns. What a waste of time.
FF= 5
Too much like THE RING. Been there, done that.
FF= 5
Some crap can’t engage even me.
FF= 5/6 (might even be a 7)