Wants to cross MiB with Ghostbusters and fails miserably. Not one original thought. Awful.

FF=5

A mostly unwatchable 1983 slasher film.  I hung in to the end because I’d been told the last scene was a shocker.  I guess it is – but hardly worth slogging through the bad acting and improbable murders.

FF=5

Why do I keep torturing myself with Steven Seagal movies.  Each one is worse than the last.  He used to have a commanding screen presence, now he’s just there, wandering through plotless action films that don’t even have good action.

FF= 5

Why was this remade?  Why did I rent it?  Don’t make the same mistake.

FF= 5

What a cast, what a terrible movie.  Just…awful.  I hung in because I kept thinking, It has to get better, it’s GOT to get better.  Wrong.  What the hell were they thinking?

FF = 5

Much as I like chop-socky films and Jet Li, I didn’t like this.  Don’t know exactly why.  Maybe the underlying setup – treating a man like an animal and training him to be an attack dog – is too grim for me.  The 3-act structure is too formulaic and predictable. Some of the fight scenes – especially the one with the guy in the white gi — went on far too long.

FF= 5

People told me that if I checked my brain at the door I’d like this.  I did.  I didn’t.  GIGLI with guns.  What a waste of time.

FF= 5

Too much like THE RING.  Been there, done that.

FF= 5

Some crap can’t engage even me.

FF= 5/6 (might even be a 7)