GI JOE – THE RISE OF COBRA

Why do I do this to myself? The trailer looked like mindless action and sometimes I need mindless action, but…this has to be the most illogical, ill-conceived, misbegotten piece of crap I’ve seen in an age. I reduced the life-minutes lost by fast forwarding through much of the film, but the end where they detonate the ice cap and everyone underwater flees to avoid the ice chunks SINKING ON THEM!!!!  Is there a term for something that sucks off intelligence? I know I lost half a dozen IQ points watching this thing.

FF=4

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