Why do I do this? Against all advice, I watched this. I have a weakness for Biblical apocalyptic stories (all those years in Catholic school, I guess) and figured, How bad can it be? Well, pretty bad. I mean, I never knew you could kill angels with bullets. (I missed that in Catechism class.) Maybe a coherent story existed in the script; it sure as hell didn’t make it to the screen.

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