I was warned but I rented it anyway. Words fail me. The only good thing I can say about it: Rent it for bad movie night. It’s so atrociously awful that it’s good for a few laughs. The costumes are hilarious – they must have raided every prop room in Thailand – to hell with the period – who cares if that’s Roman armor, put it on! Must be seen to be believed.
FF=3 (would have been higher but both hands were occupied practicing the banjo)