NB: I usually avoid SPOILERS but this review is loaded with them

Someone (fondly) mentioned this film a while back.  I remembered seeing it but not being too fond of it.  But what the hell, I put it on my Netflix queue.

I now know why I didn’t have fond memories: This 1958 b&w turkey is up there with Plan 9 in the howlingly bad category.

It starts off with a new airborne radar system that’s going to help us keep an eye on the Russians.  It runs on atomic power that’s beamed up to a plane (a B-52 that magically changes to a B-47 and back again).  But even though they ramp up the reactor to dangerous levels (think of Scotty saying, “Captain, she canna take no more!”) they can’t get enough power to the plane – something keeps sucking it off.

Hey, it’s 1957 and they’ve got broadcast power!

But never mind that: People are being attacked by invisible creatures who suck out their brains and spinal cords through 2 small holes in the back of the skull.  One wonders anxiously where do these things come from and what can they possibly look like?

Well, in a steal from Forbidden Planet’s id creature, a scientist wired up his head and created them.  He didn’t intend for them to be evil, but they are.  They gain strength from the energy from the reactor and feed on human central nervous systems.

Somehow the creatures rev the reactor into overload level and destroy the rods that will cool it down.  This extra energy allows them to become visible.  Know what they look like?

The brains and spinal cords of their victims.

Except that the brains have two antennae and the spinal cords are segmented.

Spinal cords are not segmented – the vertebrae around them are.

They use their (segmented) spinal cords to propel them like inch worms, with help from peripheral nerve trunks that act like spindly legs.

The stop-motion animation is bad while they’re on the ground or hanging from trees, but then they jump.


Eventually the principals – army types and the designated female – are trapped in a house surrounded by the fiends.  They shoot them with their .45s – revealing that the creatures are filled with strawberry preserves – but there are too many of them.  The hero says the only way to stop them is to blow up the reactor.

Yes, blow up the reactor!!!

How’s he going to do this?  By stopping for explosives at the dynamite shack between town and the army base.

The dynamite shack???

Ever live in a town with a dynamite shack?

But he reaches it, breaks in, makes off with four (FOUR!) sticks of dynamite and blows up the reactor!!! (with 4 sticks of dynamite)

This causes all the fiends to dissolve into custard.

Whew.  The protagonists and the town have been saved by blowing up the local reactor!!

74 minutes of hilarity.  I couldn’t bring myself to use the FF button – I might miss something.


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