TOMORROWLAND

Okay, world, I can see lots of reasons to dump on this movie (not the least of which, Space Mountain being somewhere in the background all the time) but its vision, its heart…I don’t know…maybe I have a psychic link with Brad Bird…I mean, Iron Giant, The Incredibles… they spoke to me. And this speaks to me as well. Right from the get-go, when a very young Casey says she wants to go to the stars, and someone says, “But what if nothing is there?” And she turns to us with this beatific expression and says, “What if EVERYTHING’S there?” I thought my heart would burst. I can’t tell you how I miss that.

That’s the way my country used to be: optimistic. Reach for the stars. No more. Now it’s minimize the downside. Cut your loses. I find myself falling into that mindset as well. It’s the all-is-lost zeitgeist. You know, “Yeah, well, everything sucks, but hey — that’s the new normal. Deal with it.”

Tomorrowland is a tonic for that. The critics killed it, but they’re purveyors of the we-totally-suck mindset. The new America doesn’t want you to dream, it wants you to look to the government for all your answers and solutions. Tomorrowland says, Look to yourself.

FF=0

WHAT WE DID ON OUR HOLIDAY

What a delightful find. The beautiful Rosamund Pike, David Tennant, and three fabulous child actors in a totally wacky family trip to Scotland to see an ailing grandparent. The excellent script (with witty dialogue and character bits) takes some strange and unexpected turns. I loved this film. And I love dialogue that makes me fill in the blanks. E.g.:

Jess: Then the policemen comes.
Mom: That was just a misunderstanding, sweetheart.
Dad: Sometimes when grown-ups discuss things very loudly, people will get the wrong ideas
Mickey: He let me play with his taser.
Dad: Well, he didn’t let ya.
Mickey: He didn’t say I couldn’t.
Jess: Does electricity feel nice, daddy?
Dad: No, not nice.

FF=0

THE GIFT

What a pleasant, creepy surprise. Excellent acting (esp. from Jason Bateman, showing a dark side I didn’t know he had) and good direction. Despite a few implausibilities, the script starts out feeling familiar but then takes a few left turns that rivet your attention. (The trailer makes it seem like it’s going to be some cliched slasher film, but it’s anything but.) I don’t want to say anymore except that karma is a bitch.

FF=0

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

I found this both stultifying and stupefying. Some good lines, but if Ultron is the singularity it’s supposed to be, it sure as hell doesn’t even brush its potential for mayhem — like taking over the internet and the power grid and everything connected to them.  But that would not require CGI and hammers and metal suits.  (Yes, Jarvis was supposedly keeping Ultron from the Internet.  Really?  After Ultron dissolved and absorbed him?  How convenient.)  Let’s face it, a singularity that wanted to destroy humanity would not waste its time building other robots.

FF=3 (those interminable fight scenes)

JURASSIC WORLD

“You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea…”

Nope. Not a good idea at all.

I enjoyed the hell out of this movie. The prior sequels were sort of meh for me, but this fires on all cylinders. Well paced, with the obligatory family drama kept to a minimum, and the re-emphasis on Crichton’s original theme about scientific hubris. Plot problems? Yes. Continuity problems? Yes. But still, the perfect YA movie. So contact your inner 13-year old, sit him or her on your lap, and enjoy. Wait for the deus-ex moment at the end: not deus ex machina, but deus ex lacus.

FF=0

SKIN TRADE

This film takes itself seriously. As it should, considering its subject is human trafficking. I can’t think of any fate too awful for the creeps who buy and sell human beings. But at its heart this is a revenge film, with endless chases and exhausting mano-a-mano fights. Nothing new to see here. Keep moving.

FF=3

THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.

I’m not sure why this got such bad reviews. Yes, it has a stereotypical Cold-War plot, but that’s just an excuse to put the characters through their paces. It dances along with some laughs here and there and looks gorgeous (so does Alicia Vikander). A popcorn movie, fer sher. If you demand more from all your movie watching, skip this. If you don’t mind a movie that doesn’t take itself seriously, this is for you.

FF=1

TAKEN 3

Just when you think the series is going to break with formula…it doesn’t. I try to avoid spoilers but that’s not a problem here: if you’ve seen 1 and 2, you’ve seen 3. The cracks are showing and the feeling of déjà vu is overwhelming. Time to call it quits with this series.

FF=3.5

Dydeetown World

I want you to read Dydeetown World.

Mainly because I really, really like the novel. Authors are asked all the time which books are their favorites.  I usually hedge because I like various books for various reasons.  The Keep because it gave me an international audience, Sibs because it wrote itself so quickly, The Select because it made me so much money, The Haunted Air because I love the theme.

But Dydeetown World has a special place in my heart, though I haven’t the faintest idea why.  So it bothers the hell out of me that no one’s reading it.

Maybe it’s the title.  I’m the first to admit it’s a sucky title.  Reminds people of diapers.  I hadn’t thought of that when I named it.  The Dydeetown of the title is the UN building which, in this future, has been turned into a whorehouse.  (Some might say that’s truth in advertising at last, but let’s not get sidetracked.)  When the new tenants moved in, the complex was renamed Aphrodite Town; over the years the name devolved to Dydeetown.  On my future Earth, everything’s for sale, thus… Dydeetown World.

This story developed from an opening hook that had lain fallow in my notebook for years.  The plot, characters, tone, milieu, just about everything in the story sprang from that one sentence:

I gathered from the medium-size Tyrannosaurus rex running loose in his yard that Yokomata discouraged drop-in company.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to open the story with that line, but it simply didn’t work.  I’d need too much backfill.  So it wound up opening section 4.

It started as a short story – five, maybe six thousand words tops.  A quiet little SF tribute to Raymond Chandler whose work has given me such pleasure over the years.  As part of my usual process, I took all the tropes of noir P-I fiction and gave them my own twist.  I’ve got a down-and-out private investigator with an addiction, I’ve got the tired, seamy city, I’ve got the seedy club owner who’s the go-to guy for anything illegal, I’ve got a full crew of various underworld sociopaths.  Only one person in the whole cast has any decency, and that’s a clone of Jean Harlow who’s a Dydeetown whore with (you guessed it) a heart of gold.  She’s the “Dydeetown Girl” of the novella’s title.

But that wasn’t the title I started with.  The working title was “Lies” because that’s mostly what the story is about.  We all say we revere the truth, but sometimes a lie can be stronger than the truth, better than the truth.  There are vital lies – the ones that can give you hope, can give you the strength to keep going when the truth would break you.  And sometimes, under the right circumstances, a lie can become the truth

I set it in the far future I had developed for the LaNague Federation science fiction stories (four novels and a handful of shorts) written early in my career.  But “Lies” was going to be different.  Rather than bright and full of hope like its predecessors, this story was going to be set on the grimy, disillusioned underbelly of that world.  I wanted to move through the LaNague future at ground level, take a hard look at the social fallout of the food shortages, the population-control measures, the wires into the pleasure centers of the brain – things I’d glossed over or mentioned only in passing.  But despite the downbeat milieu, the story would be about freedom, friendship, and self esteem.

Beneath its hard-boiled voice, its seamy settings, and violent events (Cyber/p-i/sci-fi, as Forry Ackerman might have called it) were characters trying to maintain – or reestablish – a human connection.  I disappeared into the story, and had a ball writing it.  So much so that it came in at three times the projected length, with a new title: “Dydeetown Girl.”

A novella.  One that none of the sf magazines wanted because it was too much like detective fiction; and which the detective mags rejected because it was “sci-fi.”  I began to fear my ugly-duckling hybrid would be doomed to perpetual orphanhood.  The wonderful Betsy Mitchell was editing for Baen Books then and bought it for one of their Far Frontiers anthologies.  From there it went on to reach the Nebula Awards final ballot for best novella of the year.  It didn’t win, but just seeing it listed was sweet vindication.  The ugly duckling had become a swan.

Betsy prodded me for a sequel.  I said I didn’t think there was any story left.  She said, “What about those urchins?”  (I won’t go into an explanation of that reference, but this is an example of what good editors do: They inspire as well as edit.)  That triggered a second novella called “Wires” which Greg Benford said had one of the best opening lines he’d ever read.  The second novella triggered a third, “Kids,” that resolved all the leftover issues from the first two.  (I had a thing for plural nouns as titles.)  Both were published in Baen’s New Destinies anthologies.  I rewrote all three into a novel and called it Dydeetown World. Easton Press published a leatherbound signed first edition and Baen did the paperback with a marvelous cover by Gary Ruddell.

I recently reread it to spruce it up and got a little verklempt at the end.  Not simply because I wrote it – I’m the first to admit I’ve written my share of flawed fiction – but I find Dydeetown World ultimately uplifting.  Its future Earth is a dirty, mean world, but it can’t prevent the bond that can form between an adult and a child.  And let me tell you, once that bond is formed, you’re risking all kinds of hell should you try to interfere.

Although written for adults, Dydeetown World wound up on the American Library Association’s list of “Best Books for Young Adults” and on the New York Public Library’s recommended list of “Books for the Teen Age.”

Remember that opening hook with a Tyrannosaurus rex used as a guard animal?  Think about that: in a story written in 1985 I used a dinosaur cloned from reconstituted fossil DNA, but I tossed it off as background color.

If only I’d thought to stick a bunch of them in a park…

So that’s how Dydeetown World came to be.  I want you to read this one, damn it.

Dydeetown World

QUICK FIXES – tales of Repairman Jack

Finally…all the Repairman Jack short fiction – many hard to find, one nigh impossible – collected for the first time.  I compiled QUICK FIXES at the insistence of Repairman Jack fans, especially the completists. A number of small presses have approached me to do a signed, limited first edition, but I’m not comfortable with charging a premium price for previously published material. Through the years a number of these stories have been incorporated into Repairman Jack novels:

“Home Repairs ” into Conspiracies
“The Last Rakosh” into All the Rage
“The Wringer” into Fatal Error

If you’ve read those three novels, you have, in effect, read versions of those three stories.  For those who are newcomers to the character…

Who is Repairman Jack?

He’s an urban mercenary in Manhattan, a self-made outcast who lives in the interstices of modern society.  A ghost in our machine: no official identity, no social security number, pays no taxes.  He has a violent streak he sometimes finds hard to control.  He hires out for cash to “fix” situations that have no legal remedy.

The name Repairman Jack comes from his gunrunner pal, Abe.  Jack’s not crazy about it, but he lives with it.  He’s not a vigilante, not a do-gooder. He’s not out to right wrongs. Nor is he out to change the world or fight crime. (He’s a career criminal, after all, as are many of his friends.) He’s not Batman. He’s just a guy with a devious mind who likes his work best when he can see to it that what goes around come around. If you follow him carefully you’ll see he gets a real jolt out of running a scam or setting up someone to be hoisted on his own petard.

He came from a dream. The scene on the roof in The Tomb was that dream.  I worked backward and forward from there to create a character who could survive that situation. I decided on an anti-Jason Bourne – with no black-ops, SEAL, or Special Forces training, no CIA or police background, no connection to officialdom.  In other words, no safety net.  No one in officialdom he could call on.  He has to rely on his own wits and his own network.

I’ve been a libertarian forever, so I figured I’d act out my libertarian dreams, you know, make this guy an anarchist with no identity. But as I’ve continued his adventures, I’ve learned that it takes a lot of effort to live below the radar, especially since 9/11.

I intended Jack as a one-shot, which is kind of obvious at the end of The Tomb. As I finished that novel, I thought, “Well, this character is definitely series material, so I gotta make it look like the guy is dead or they’ll want more.” I had books planned out and didn’t want to get locked into a series.

Then, later on, Jack became a way out of a trap I’d got myself into with a medical thriller contract. I’d become bored with writing them after doing three and I was contracted to do a fourth… but I had this idea for a techy thriller and thought, why don’t I rework this and use Jack again? It’d be great for him. I named it Legacies and made his client a doctor so I could call it a medical thriller.  The publisher was happy I was bringing back a character my fans wanted to see again, and I was happy to revisit Jack.  A win-win.

Legacies was fun and sold well, so I had to do another, and then another, and before I knew it, Jack had taken over my writing career.

But before Legacies, I brought him back in shorter works.

QUICK FIXES includes:
“A Day in the Life”
“The Last Rakosh”
“Home Repairs”
“The Long Way Home”
“The Wringer”
“Interlude at Duane’s”
“Do-Gooder”
“Piney Power”
plus introductions to each story

You can find all e-formats HERE

The paper edition is HERE